correcthorsebatterystaple

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cuntstitution:

do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet

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phxdown:

one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her

“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”

“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went

so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr

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The Lost ’Hunger Games’ Audition Tapes

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michaelfassbenderonline:

Charlize Theron beating up Michael Fassbender as they present Best Fight at the @MTV #Movie Awards

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walkamongstthestars:

superlockedintheshire:

jawn-concentrate:

howtobottlefame:

peetathatswholock:

Admit it, you just thought of your OTP.

What do you mean it’s not my OTP?

The OTP test: Which ever pairing comes to mind first… yup, that’s your OTP.

Shit. It was johnlock HOW CAN I STILL SAY IM NOT A JOHNLOCK SHIPPER!?

Of course it’s Johnlock.

How would it not be Johnlock. 

Is it possible for it to not be Johnlock.

Is this a thing that can happen.

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gingerbatches:

professionalblunder:

And then I realised: You are not here, you are not real…

anymore.

#WHY THE FUCK #WOULD YOU #DO THIS

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nerdcandy-derpcandy:

khaleesi:

msjosephinemarch:

crocodilepatronus:

I’m convinced that RDJ knows exactly what slash is and purposely promotes it in all of his films.

And his wife fully supports it.

Just for funsies I’m going to remind everyone that RDJ told Rolling Stone

“A lot of my peer group think I’m an eccentric bisexual. That’s OK. Being relaxed about sexuality is something you’re born with…[My bisexuality] was manufactured. I didn’t have an identity. I was playing around. I expressed it. I grew up in the Rocky Horror Picture Show world, where even my butch friends turned out to be androgynous on Saturday nights.”

Robert Downey Jr. is kind of the perfect human being.

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